Freckles

I was just reading over my last post and trying to figure out how I could ever get Jack to not hold that over my head for the rest. of. my. life. Then it occurred to me that Jack recently did something that wasn't maybe the smartest. In fact it was dumb, and awesome at the same time! That is not his opinion, but since mine is more important, we're calling it hilarious! So in light of my confession of brainlessness I think it fair to share one such moment in Jack's life.

About a month ago, a guy that works with Jack brought over his weed eater for us to borrow. For some reason we have this patch of grass in our back yard that is a mere 2x8 ft and at the time was thigh high. With him he brought his dog, a Mastiff. If you have never seen a Mastiff, then if you can only imagine a dog large enough to saddle and make my larger than average husky look like a girlie man! In fact, Uncle Neal and I were joking on the phone before they showed up that a dog that size probably craps something that looks like a pile of beer cans!

So when he showed up we spent some time B.S.'ing and told him about the crap analogy while the big guy lumbered about the back yard. As soon as he left Jack got busy with the weed eater and before too long I heard it turn off and Jack saying, "Honey, will you please be a good wife, not ask any questions, and start me a shower?"

Good wife? Whaaa? I could tell by the sweet tone that something good was up. Good wife my ass. I opened the door to see what was up, and immediately figured out what happened!

Apparently the big dog had confirmed our crap theory and deposited the equivalent of a pile of beer cans for my unsuspecting husband to nail with the weed eater!!! So if the title made no sense before then just imagine Jack covered head to toe with little poop splatters! Fortunately he had his sun glasses on because they too were speckled with lovely poopy polka-dots! I'm not really sure if that was more fun for me, or watching him try and pull his shirt over his head while gagging over the stench!

Uncle Neal dubbed him "Freckles" and I think it may stick. Literally!!!! Hahahahahahahohohohohehehehe!!!! I crack me up!