Satan Invented Ding Dongs

Anything as good as Ding Dongs has to have been created by the Father of Lies and Deceit. Only he could create something that would be such a great temptation and mean such happiness while creating so many problems in life. Hello, fat ass? Yeah, that's me. Thanks Satan.

In any case, I was lying here in bed thinking that I should get up and make myself a healthy breakfast shake, followed by my pile of vitamins when my dear, sweet child came in with her hand held out. No she was not begging. Worse. In her hand was a round object wrapped in silver foil. One of the basic foods that sends me spiralling upward on the scale. Did I do the righteous thing and drop to my knees and pray for strength? No. I took the dang thing and requested a soda to go with it. Hello Satan, ya wanna hang for a bit?

FYI- I have been behaving of late and lost 8 lbs. in 11 days. I deserve that Ding Dong. Right. That's right. Fo sho.